Tactics girls often use…

Girls are so damn good at using buttering technique… when ever they want something expensive or things to be done in their way…. They will come out with all the good words… and make us guys feel as if we are the best ones on this planet ;-)

Here is a conversation….

Girl: Hey why don’t you message?… I’ve seen a very beautiful plain “Blood Red” saari in shiffon… it’s gonna look damn nice on me… its too cool… only Rs.1,200
(Setting the Platform)

Boy: Oh my sweetheart… “Maska Solid maarti hoo” (ur damn good with buttering technique)…Get it… ur dad is there na ;-)
Why you want so many saris (she already has 6-7, all new)… I won’t allow you to wear them more often ;-)…
(Teasing her)

Girl: Plz na… I love wearing saari, Dad is not gonna buy it for me, and since long you have not gifted me anything… Please think of this as a my B’day Gift… If u will say “No” my heart will break… please say a yes na
(Emotional drama… the second biggest weapon girls have)
(Guess what’s the biggest)

Boy: Now when you say all this how the hell can I say No, I know you are going to emotionally blackmail me like this only… still I love u… go and get it ;-)
(Target Trapped)

Girl: I LOVE U (In Caps)… I know there is no one like you in this world, u r the best… I love you. Blouse stitching, bangles, matching set… and all it would come to Rs.1,500… I’m sure now you are not going to say a no… ;-)
(Googly… zoor ka jhatka dheere se)

Boy: I understood exactly … why I’m the best… go ahead take it… have I said a No to you ever ;-)… Love u too
(Clean bowled)


I’m sure… all who are or have been in a relationship must have gone thru a similar conversation…

BTW… the boy in this conversation is Me…
(and I’ve edited some of the censored text ;-)

Life would be so dull and boring if everything is put so straight and simple…

Scenario 1:
(Where the guy doesn’t object)
Girl: I wanna buy a sari, its damn cool only Rs.1200
Boy: Ok go ahead, don’t disturb me
Girl: with all accessories it will come to Rs.1500
Boy: Big deal… buy it

Scenario 2:
(Where the guy objects)
Girl: I wanna buy a sari, its damn cool only Rs.1200
Boy: Are you crazy, u just got so many saris…
Girl: This one is damn cool… plain red colour… in shiffon…
Boy: So the rest were dull n boring… y u took them
Girl: Y u get me wrong, those were gifted to me
Boy: Ok so tell ur dad to gift this one too
Girl: U know he will not, can’t u buy a gift for me
Boy: So u wanna say I’ve not bought anything for you…
Girl: unless I ask, u don’t buy anything… for whom are you earning so much… when will we spend this, ….when I’ll get old… this saari would look so pretty… but u don’t want to see me happy
(Now guy tries to patch up)
Boy: ooh dear… u look pretty anyways… whatever u wear (or don’t)
(ooops am sorry)
Girl: Stop flirting… if ur gonna buy this for me then only speak to me… bye
(Poor guy….)

(Clarifying… this Guy is not me)

Flirting keeps us so healthy… she knows I wont say her a NO… I know she doesn’t have to ask me… but still…

She knows if she will ask directly … she will miss her share of fun… and I know if I’ll agree immediately I’ll miss my share of fun… :-)>

Every thing that carries a price tag is Cheap... One should just have the purchasing power...

So u guys guessed what is the biggest weapon…
Tears ofcourse… ;-)

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