Bajate Raho ;-)

All cricket lovers must be upset with the recent defeat in test match against England. Anways, lots read/seen in newspaper, on blogs and on television… this post is no analysis on cricket…

Yesterday, a crazy thought hit my mind… what some of our cricket stars would be thinking after the defeat… so here I go…

Suarav Ganguly : Huh ‘so called’ TEAM INDIA still looses the way it used to under my captainship… so why sack me alone… “Aur Banao captain Dravid ko”
I Quote – “Main Intezaar Karunga, Team Apni Coach Parayee”

Rahul Dravid : Ooooh I thought England will drop my catches too, wasn’t that a silent deal… doesn’t matter I’m Captain anyways till 2007 and in good books of Chappell too…
I Quote – “Deewar but without Birla Cement”

Sachin Tendulkar : Aaila I’m again out for 2 months… yet again thanks to my injury… finally something is consistent with me… my injuries, can still manage soft corner coz people blame injury for my non-performance
I Quote – “Master Blaster in complete plaster”

Greg Chappell : I need to exchange mail with someone real fast to divert the attention from this failure…
Wish Saurav was in team… I’m missing my scapegoat ;-)
It’s team effort… whom to blame.
I Quote – “English Babu Desi Team”

Virendra Sehwag : Network was busy so ‘meri ma’ ka phone nahin aaya…but my wife said since chickens are effected with flew… ducks will do, good atleast someone will be happy…
I Quote – “Batsmen No. 9 2 11 ”

Anil Kumble : Now I’ve to come ‘one down’ at batting also… too tough at 35yrs
I Quote – “Main Hoon Na”

MS Dhoni : My Hair style is not working for me… I thought after hitting the ball, it falls only beyond the boundary… I’m Misjudging… catches… stumping and boundaries… Mumbai ke dhoodh mey milawat hain…
I Quote – “Catch Choda to Darna Kya”

Irfaan Pathan : Was I selected as opener… or as a strike bowler or as a middle order batsman… or as a…
Gosh can anyone tell me my role… thoughts going ‘all round’ my mind
I Quote – “All rounder banaya aapne”

VVS Laxman : Thank God I was not playing, anyways I wouldn’t have scored, now my chances of getting selected for next match increases.
I Quote – “Should be in test team atleast - Bas Itna Sa Khwaab Hai ”

M. Kaif : I was the only guy who played in previous games and still I was not selected. Kam se kam 12th man rakha hota, 3-4 catches to pakad leta,.
I Quote – “Apne Hue Paraye”

Yuvraj Singh : I told you ‘Kim’; I’ll meet you early today after the match. Next time I’ll try to make it before lunch
I Quote – “Akele Hum Akele Tum - Kim aur Yuvi”

Sreesanth, Munaf & Other bowlers : 15 catches dropped, We virtually got all of them out twice in each innings, we really are strike bowlers.
I Quote – “Fielders Huye Pagal”

Wasim Jaffer : I can give Dravid a serious competition, na na nothing to do with captaincy but our strike rate matches a lot… less than 20…
I Quote – “Run Banane Bhi Do Yaaro ”

Harbhajan Singh : Firang Sardar asardar aur main local bekar
I Quote – “Phir Wohi Spin Laya Hoon”

Indian Selectors : Do we need a separate Test Team? One-day team scores more than the test team.
I Quote – “Team Wohi Jo Match Jeet Kar Laye ”

Andrew Flintoff : Oooh I didn’t remove my t-shirt…just forgot… but good in a way, coz Dravid is replacing Ganguly everywhere, and I guess he might at Lords Balcony too
I Quote – “Wah team ho to aisi”

England team management & coach : The trick of bringing 2000 England supporters (of that 1500females, and of that 1100 watching matches in bikini) finally did the trick… we got their attention at right places at right time.
I Quote – “11 Khiladi aur 1100 haseena”

Cheers